{"id":2086,"date":"2012-05-10T01:16:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-10T08:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doctorkeys.com\/piano-blog\/?p=2086"},"modified":"2012-05-10T01:16:26","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T08:16:26","slug":"my-online-students-are-animals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doctorkeys.com\/newblog\/2012\/05\/my-online-students-are-animals\/","title":{"rendered":"My online students are animals!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No–I’m not badmouthing anyone. I’m just stating a fact.<\/p>\n

You see, there’s a website that allows me to gain certain information about DoctorKeys users. Because when I see a pattern of frequent visits, I sometimes can’t resist typing in the internet address to see what part of the world all that love is coming from. <\/p>\n

I know it’s silly, but I’ve been having some fun with this. I’ve got students from just about any country you can think of, and have been learning a lot about geography.<\/p>\n

So I punched in the numbers for one guest today and here’s what came up:<\/p>\n

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And I thought, cool–several of my former hometowns are on that map (Teaneck NJ, Fort Lee, Union City, and New York City).<\/p>\n

So I zoomed in to get a more precise location for my new student, and here’s what I saw–I kid you not:<\/p>\n

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\n———–
\nSo what’s the story here? Is this because “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” and “Octopus’s Garden” are on one of my most popular tutorials<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Or is there an entirely different reason why someone in the Bronx is going ape over my videos?<\/p>\n

Whatever the case, if you’re<\/em> the mystery visitor, I’m not trying to rattle your cage. But if you’d stop monkeying around for just a moment and send me an email, I’d appreciate it.<\/p>\n

Or, depending on who or what you are, just give us a tweet (or squawk, grunt or howl).<\/p>\n

And to my other readers, before you start worrying that I’m spying on you, all I can find out about a user is the general neighborhood where they live. So rest easy, you beasts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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